Anonymous asked: I have eaten copious amounts of spicy food in the last 24 hours and I haven't pooped.
Eat a laxative.
Anonymous asked: you like tits as presents?
Yeh tits is like family.
Anonymous asked: suck my tittties
Present the tittties
Anonymous asked: y u like hate mail
Because it makes me rock hard.
I always get messages expecting them to be hate mail but it always turns out to be spam. I really like hate mail.
Listened to joy division for the first time yesterday. They’re horrible.
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
So all you fill the streets it’s appealing to see
You wont get out the county, ‘cos you’re bad and free
You’ve got a new horizon, It’s ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
Today. I am older. One year older to be exact.
ALL OF YOU CARE. I KNOW YOU DO.
